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Wednesday, November 9th, 2005
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 | You scored as Neo, the "One". Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn't want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix.
Neo, the "One" | | 92% | Captain Jack Sparrow | | 88% | William Wallace | | 79% | James Bond, Agent 007 | | 75% | El Zorro | | 75% | Batman, the Dark Knight | | 71% | Lara Croft | | 67% | The Terminator | | 67% | Indiana Jones | | 58% | The Amazing Spider-Man | | 58% | Maximus | | 38% | </td>
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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Monday, November 7th, 2005
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Thinking about starting a new Livejournal. There is too much baggage with this one and I would like to start anew.
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Sunday, September 4th, 2005
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1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fourth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.
"Just let me stick to what I'm good at, yeah?" muttered Zaphod, and rolled away from the voice back to sleep.
Taken from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
http://www.livejournal.com/~kolmohdee
C'MON PEOPLE.
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Wednesday, July 20th, 2005
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You make me feel like a sticky pistil
Leaning into her stamen.
You make me feel like Mr. Sunshine himself.
You make me feel like splendor in the grass where we're rolling
Damn skippy baby
you make me feel like the Amazon's running between my thighs.
You make me feel love
You make me feel like a candy apple all red and horny
You make me feel like I want to be dumb blonde
In a centerfold, the girl next door.
And I would open the door and I'd be all wet
With my tits soaking through this tiny little t-shirt
That I'm wearing and you would open the door
And tie me up to the bed.
You make me feel love
Lover I don't know who I am.
Am I Barry White - am I Isis?
Lover I'm laced with your unconscious,
I will be your Desdemona
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Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
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Saturday, June 11th, 2005
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SIDESHOW pizza: are you going to kristy naylors grad party?
Auto response from Teh Meggery: Meggery is currently in a peaceful slumber.
Leave some love...You know you want to.
SIDESHOW pizza: it's sunday
SIDESHOW pizza: Van Halen- Runnin with the Devil...
SIDESHOW pizza: that is such a good song
SIDESHOW pizza: i'm listening to it now, incase you were wondering...
SIDESHOW pizza: it usually comes out when i'm at work so i downloaded it.
SIDESHOW pizza: oh really?
SIDESHOW pizza: oh yes, quite so.
SIDESHOW pizza: no i bump it daily.
SIDESHOW pizza: i see.
SIDESHOW pizza: boy am i hungry!
SIDESHOW pizza: ravioli sounds good...
SIDESHOW pizza: you read my mind! house bout some ice cream sandwiches mm..
SIDESHOW pizza: fuck yeah nigga i bust that.
SIDESHOW pizza: i feel you.
SIDESHOW pizza: hey, ya know what?
SIDESHOW pizza: no tell me, i'm dying to know
SIDESHOW pizza: .....are you gonna talk?
SIDESHOW pizza: no.
SIDESHOW pizza: no because i'm fucking BLAZED, and i can think of a THING to type!
SIDESHOW pizza: ewww...
SIDESHOW pizza: fucking stoner
SIDESHOW pizza: yeah, i know tell me about it.
SIDESHOW pizza: i will, you watch.
SIDESHOW pizza: i can't. ain't got my sunglasses on yet.
SIDESHOW pizza: F'REAL NIGGA YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT DEM SUN GLASSEZ ON, DAYUUM?
SIDESHOW pizza: i am definitely f'real on this one...
SIDESHOW pizza: i cannot find them.
SIDESHOW pizza: and it bothers me.
SIDESHOW pizza: i'd feel the same only i'd cry in the room while listening to some really slamming hard rock that screams knifves into my face.
SIDESHOW pizza: ooooooooooh...
SIDESHOW pizza: well, now it all makes sense.
SIDESHOW pizza: doesn't it just?
SIDESHOW pizza: uh huh.
SIDESHOW pizza: see like... the other day i was thinking..
SIDESHOW pizza: yeah?
SIDESHOW pizza: clouds.. READ LIKE POETRY.
SIDESHOW pizza: then it all made sense
SIDESHOW pizza: dear god he's hallucinating..
SIDESHOW pizza: I SHIT THEE NOT!
SIDESHOW pizza: ONCE YOU CAN READ THE CLOUDS IT ALL FUCKING MAKES SENSE, YOU'LL SEE
SIDESHOW pizza: see what? that i'm a fucking moron looking at clouds trying to make a meaning out of them, only in retrospect it's only my dumbass spending valuable time staring at fucking clouds like a tv screen.
SIDESHOW pizza: ooo ooooooowwww, ya got meeeeeeeeeeee
SIDESHOW pizza: it isn't funny.
SIDESHOW pizza: sucks, cause i was laughing my ass off.
SIDESHOW pizza: ah HA
SIDESHOW pizza: i give up, time for sleep time.
SIDESHOW pizza: RUN PUSSY
SIDESHOW pizza: ..i'll kill your....
SIDESHOW pizza: fucking.
SIDESHOW pizza: dope shit...
SIDESHOW pizza: HA
SIDESHOW pizza: ...wow, that's the best ya got?
SIDESHOW pizza: I AM NOT IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR
SIDESHOW pizza: FUCK YOU.
SIDESHOW pizza: eeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggggggg
SIDESHOW pizza: *head promptly explodes / end scene*
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The Antipode: PENIS
Teh Meggery: VAGINA
The Antipode: TESTICLES
Teh Meggery: VULVA
The Antipode: SCROTUM
Teh Meggery: CLITORIS
The Antipode: Enough foreplay.
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06/09/05 04:38:09 PM - Welcome back to the Kingdom of Loathing. Noob.
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